My math teacher called me average.
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
First Day of School vs Second Day of School
when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like