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Honestly I always try to fill it up but it always fails LOL I hate me
Pick up lines;
Smiling is the second best thing I can do with my lips.
I’ve been told I have a beautiful voice but I bet it sounds better muffled.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?
funny story

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one time my drama class’s teacher had gone home sick so we were just put in a classroom with a movie to entertain us for the period when an alarm went off. none of us were sure if it was the fire alarm or the lockdown alarm, so we all head out into the hall to check and no one’s out there, so we head back in and climb under our desks as is lockdown procedure. cut to an hour or so later when a teacher bursts in and nearly dies of relief because the school was on fire and we were the only students not accounted for and half the faculty and fire department had been searching for us for ages. literally, the whole school had filled with smoke while we’d kept super safe under our wooden desks.

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