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Larrie/Louis trash.
Currently free from hell.
Trying to start my tumblr back up.
Queue;
Honestly I always try to fill it up but it always fails LOL I hate me
Pick up lines;
Smiling is the second best thing I can do with my lips.
I’ve been told I have a beautiful voice but I bet it sounds better muffled.
May I pleasure you with my tongue?

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work at Starbucks and today a lady cussed me out for a straight minute while there was a huge line behind her saying that “we need to be better prepared” because we don’t have fat free half and half. Fat free half and half doesn’t even exist.

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