clientsfromhell:

I worked on a card set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10 minutes later.

Client: Hey! I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously the shit. You’re the shit.

Me: Oh, well… thanks. Just doing my job, but I’m glad you like it. What can I do for you?
Client: Send the job to production, but I was actually calling because my friend wants to know if you’re single.

Client’s Friend: (Screaming in background) Girl, are you single?